Debapatism is an important rite. It is a gift you can give to someone you love, or even someone you don't. You can give it to the living and the dead alike. It gives them a freedom they may never have known they needed (yet really may have had all along).
But what about someone who was never baptized? Or maybe you don't know if they were ever baptized? What if they may be baptized in the future? How can we help THOSE people?
Debaptized.com has finally solve that problem, and we used simple math to do it!
Ok, a little more than simple math, but simple math is involved. We have created the new doctrine of "Baptismal Debt".
Imagine a person who has never been baptized as having a baptismal state of 0. When they get baptized at birth, or some other time, their baptismal state raises by 1. They are now "Baptismal +1". When they are debaptized their state is lowered by 1, and they are then returned to "Baptismal 0", their natural baptismal state.
However, if they are debaptized before that time their Baptismal state is still lowered by 1, becoming "Baptismal -1". This is called "Baptismal Debt". Were they to get baptized in the future, they would only become "Baptismal 0", since that baptism would only fulfill that "Baptismal Debt" and return them to their natural baptismal state, 0.
We are so happy to have discovered this amazing concept. The problem of debaptizing the un-baptized was a huge stumbling block to our goal of debaptizing all the world leaders. With this problem solved we can now move bravely forward, not just with world leaders, but with many people around the world.
In fact, debaptism can now be considered a form of "Baptism Insurance". Should a debaptized person, either willingly or not, be baptized, they may only be paying off that first debaptismal debt and merely enter the natural state of un-baptized.
We are so proud to be able to bring this wonderful truth to the world.
World, You're Welcome!
-- Rev. Tom Wubby Debaptized.com